Hey Ladies (and men too!)

July13

Today we unleash the beast. The Brokins are going to start “Bad Mommy Confession Monday.” Today is the day to emancipate ourselves from the guilt and shame we’ve had over the week/weekend about motherhood (or fatherhood)… and maybe get a giggle.

There are really no rules. Just post something that has been lingering in the box of, “did I seriously just say that to my child?” or “I hope his father doesn’t find out I did that…”

I will start!

1. It wasn’t me who took her 2 year old (Read: attention span of a Gold Fish…) to see Ice Age 2, because she actually wanted to see it.
2. It wasn’t me who when returning home from aforementioned movie thought to herself, “well… he had popcorn, root beer, and a pickle…that is dinner,  right?”
3. It wasn’t me who then handed her son a cookie and some milk and considered dinner solved, because pickles are vegetables, and corn (even popped and covered in butter) are vegetables… so technically he had a fancy vegetarian meal.
4. It wasn’t me who considered it a job well done, when not only did he not wake up hungry….there were no night terrors either!

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“Hey Ladies (and men too!)”

  1. Avatar July 13th, 2009 at 8:46 am Sadie Says:

    Tehehehehe!

    It wasn’t me who “accidentally” scraped the salmon that Norah didn’t eat onto the floor and then left it there for the cats to eat.
  2. Avatar July 13th, 2009 at 11:04 am Erin Says:

    It wasn’t me who opened a bag of Cheetos and let my kid eat them for breakfast just to keep him occupied at the grocery store.
  3. Avatar July 13th, 2009 at 11:14 am Isadora Says:

    lol to vegetarian meal
  4. Avatar July 13th, 2009 at 12:05 pm Laura Says:

    It wasn’t me that gave my daughter cold pumped breast milk because I was too tired to heat it up…
  5. Avatar July 13th, 2009 at 4:40 pm Mom Says:

    It wasn’t me who gave my son orange juice to put on his corn flakes, because we were out of milk, nor was it I who gave the same poor child a coupon for a free burrito when his tooth fell out, the tooth fairy was out of money!!
  6. Avatar July 13th, 2009 at 4:41 pm Mom Says:

    So, have I now gotten myself initiated into the bad mommy club?
  7. Avatar July 13th, 2009 at 7:47 pm Jasmine Says:

    Is this Sadie’s mom?
  8. Avatar July 13th, 2009 at 8:17 pm Connie Brown Says:

    it wasnt me who asked her son (the father of Isaiah) what he wanted for dinner and he replied “I’ll take #2 with no onions.” I gues it was time to cook a real meal.
  9. Avatar July 13th, 2009 at 10:45 pm Sadie Says:

    Hahaha! I love these.
    And yes…That was my mom up above. I know the free burrito story well. Ben is still scarred. ;)


  10. Avatar July 14th, 2009 at 7:19 am bklyn76 Says:

    it wasn’t me who barks at HB not to put baby in front of the tv and then does it herself when HB is out and i needed to reply to an email.
  11. Avatar July 15th, 2009 at 3:00 pm Audrey Says:

    Ok, I’m not a mom of a human child, but…it wasn’t me who put my beagles in the crate when I didn’t feel like dealing with them anymore. Nothing like a cage to make them lay down and be quiet. I guess I won’t be able to do that when I have a human baby someday, huh?
  12. Avatar July 15th, 2009 at 5:56 pm Sadie Says:

    Ummm…sometimes I let Norah play in her crib when I just can’t take anymore baby hands in the cat litter. And sometimes I let her play in her crib when I just need a quick nap. So sister, when you have a baby who is cool with playing in her crib…hehehehe!

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Jasmine Brown and Sadie Perkins have been friends for several years. They are both graduates of John Brown University. They both were born in September, love chocolate, coffee, swearing, and loving on their babies. While they share many commanilites- they are from two different worlds. Sadie, a New Mexico native, grew up in a blended family, while Jasmine, an Oklahoman, grew up with a single parent. Jasmine and Sadie are passionate about being mothers, in different way.  Sadie is the mother of The Norah. Norah is a bright one year old who can clear the room with her vocal stylings.  Sadie swears she can only get pregnant with girls- lest she have to deal with a booger eating boy! Isaiah is Jasmine’s son. He is two years old. He is nicknamed “Toad” because he tends to be well…. toady. Jasmine thinks she is only cut out to mother boys… because, well, she is a Tom Boy herself.

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