Bad Mommy Monday

July20

Well Jasmine is away working at her fancy job and growing a person in her uterus, and I am sitting at my house surrounded by piles of laundry and diapers so…

I am going to start off Bad Mommy Monday!

It wasn’t me who took an un-napped baby to the  public library.
If anyone asks, it was not my baby that was running through the non-fiction section laughing like a lunatic, hair sticking straight up, only one shoe on. And I am most definitely not the mother of the child who was screaming so loud it echoed off the ceiling tiles.

Nope. Not me. I am much more polite and have a much more calm and mild-mannered child.

(BAHH HAHAHAHAHA!)

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6 Comments to

“Bad Mommy Monday”

  1. Avatar July 20th, 2009 at 11:31 am Jasmine Says:

    It wasn’t me who put her son to bed with the “cat” facepaint from a birthday party still on his face. It wasn’t me who thought, “he doesn’t need a bath…. it will rub off on the sheets.”
  2. Avatar July 20th, 2009 at 2:54 pm Silvy Says:

    it wasn’t me who played tennis with her baby on the courts and accidently hit said baby with a ball (he’s okay, no worries)
  3. Avatar July 20th, 2009 at 7:30 pm Sadie Says:

    Those both made me laugh out loud.
  4. Avatar July 21st, 2009 at 6:36 am Garrett A. Brown Says:

    Well the cat paint didnt rub off. Daddy knocked it out the next morning when he woke his son up only to be startled by the feline in the house. You 3 are all lovely mothers.
  5. Avatar July 21st, 2009 at 3:54 pm Kendra Says:

    It wasn’t me who agreed to let the kids slide in socks on the newly shellacked wood floor, then acted all surprised when four kids landed on their faces–and laughed a little when they got up and did it some more!

    I swear, I told them it was a bad idea; I most certainly did not dig socks out of the drawer for myself and show them the best way to run, slide, and fall on your butt.
  6. Avatar July 21st, 2009 at 5:01 pm Sadie Says:

    HAHAHA! Kendra! I love it!

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Jasmine Brown and Sadie Perkins have been friends for several years. They are both graduates of John Brown University. They both were born in September, love chocolate, coffee, swearing, and loving on their babies. While they share many commanilites- they are from two different worlds. Sadie, a New Mexico native, grew up in a blended family, while Jasmine, an Oklahoman, grew up with a single parent. Jasmine and Sadie are passionate about being mothers, in different way.  Sadie is the mother of The Norah. Norah is a bright one year old who can clear the room with her vocal stylings.  Sadie swears she can only get pregnant with girls- lest she have to deal with a booger eating boy! Isaiah is Jasmine’s son. He is two years old. He is nicknamed “Toad” because he tends to be well…. toady. Jasmine thinks she is only cut out to mother boys… because, well, she is a Tom Boy herself.

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