OOPS!

August18

Sorry ladies! My life got busy and I totally forgot Bad Mommy Monday! So… we should do it today!

I will start:

 

1. It wasn’t me who let my son watch 5 hours of TV…because it makes the best babysitter.

2. It wasn’t me who decided that she was going to stop potty training because, DAMN IT! I hate poop and pee.

3. It wasn’t me who decided that telling her son that his toys had died when he wouldn’t stop playing with the annoying things was A GREAT IDEA!

4. It wasn’t me who taught her son to lay a blanket over said “dead” toys to keep him from playing with them, and when he went to touch them— said, “Ewww! Nasty Dead Thing!”

5. It wasn’t me who wondered if I’d like Addison (in utero) better because this pregnancy has been so NICE.

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6 Comments to

“OOPS!”

  1. Avatar August 18th, 2009 at 9:57 am Isadora Says:

    Only 5 hours?! It stays on ALL day here!! lol


  2. Avatar August 18th, 2009 at 4:17 pm shraddha@theselfloveproject Says:

    lol!!! you are funny!!

    please update your info..we have shifted our blog to self hosted domain..


  3. Avatar August 18th, 2009 at 7:15 pm Daphne Says:

    that utero thing is no joke. Rex was easier to carry and is an easier baby.


  4. Avatar August 19th, 2009 at 12:20 pm Dutch Donut Girl Says:

    “Ewww! Nasty Dead Thing!”
    Oh Gawd, you are hilarious! :)


  5. Avatar August 20th, 2009 at 7:32 am Garrett A. Brown Says:

    Hey I am the one that cleaned up the stuff that was strewn about the hallway for you.


  6. Avatar August 25th, 2009 at 3:23 pm Kendra Says:

    I’m totally going to use the “dead toys” technique!


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