OOPS!
Sorry ladies! My life got busy and I totally forgot Bad Mommy Monday! So… we should do it today!
I will start:
1. It wasn’t me who let my son watch 5 hours of TV…because it makes the best babysitter.
2. It wasn’t me who decided that she was going to stop potty training because, DAMN IT! I hate poop and pee.
3. It wasn’t me who decided that telling her son that his toys had died when he wouldn’t stop playing with the annoying things was A GREAT IDEA!
4. It wasn’t me who taught her son to lay a blanket over said “dead” toys to keep him from playing with them, and when he went to touch them— said, “Ewww! Nasty Dead Thing!”
5. It wasn’t me who wondered if I’d like Addison (in utero) better because this pregnancy has been so NICE.
Only 5 hours?! It stays on ALL day here!! lol
lol!!! you are funny!!
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that utero thing is no joke. Rex was easier to carry and is an easier baby.
“Ewww! Nasty Dead Thing!”
Oh Gawd, you are hilarious!
Hey I am the one that cleaned up the stuff that was strewn about the hallway for you.
I’m totally going to use the “dead toys” technique!