QOTD

August21

(Isaiah talking to our dog, Noelle)

Isaiah: “Hey Nell! Mommy has baby penis.”

Jasmine: “No son, Mommy has a baby in her belly, in my uterus…girls don’t have penis. Well most girls.”

Isaiah: “Zayah penis!”

Jasmine: “Yes! YOU have a penis because you are a boy, women have a vulva and a vagina. The baby is growing in my uterus… can you say vulva?”

Isaiah: (weakly attempts  to pronounce vulva…sounding a lot like “Bulba”.

(Isaiah looks at Noelle and slaps her on the head) Isaiah: “BAD! Bulba!!!”

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6 Comments to

“QOTD”

  1. Avatar August 21st, 2009 at 11:05 am Garrett A. Brown Says:

    I cant wait to hear it. Get him practicing so he will be ready for me when i arrive.
  2. Avatar August 23rd, 2009 at 8:18 am brandy Says:

    Well at least he will know the proper names unlike every boy I went to highschool with and thought that the vulva was a german made car!
  3. Avatar August 23rd, 2009 at 1:32 pm Jasmine Says:

    Haha! Yeah Brandy, I never really understood why children are taught the proper names for all body parts except their genitals….interesting, isnt’ it!
  4. Avatar August 24th, 2009 at 6:34 am Meredith Says:

    Lol, that’s too precious. Be prepared — if you’re having a girl, your son is going to question where his baby sister’s penis is when you first change her diaper! I know this from experience, and what an amusing experience it was. We still laugh about it to this day.
  5. Avatar August 26th, 2009 at 4:13 pm Kendra Says:

    My boys both know they have penises, though they’re often referred to as “peepees.” (My fault, since when they were little, they just seemed to little to be full-grown penises.) My daughter (18 months old) refers to her entire crotch as her “butt-butt,” and I haven’t really corrected her. Honestly, someone told me about this debate that you shouldn’t correlate the penis and the vagina, since they’re not really equivalent. And somehow I was thrown off by the idea of getting my daughter to identify her vulva (why, yes, I did learn about the birds and the bees from a book; why do you ask?), so I’ve made no progress.

    But if your son can handle it, I ought to be able to!
  6. Avatar August 27th, 2009 at 1:09 pm dawn Says:

    that is hilarious!

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