Darth Vader and Sex with Shapeshifters….

September7

Last night I had a dream that I had sex with Taylor Lautner (that Jacob kid from Twilight). I kind of wish I was kidding, and so do you, because it isn’t a happy visual for anyone. I do need to comment, though, that if one was to have sex with a shape-shifting werewolf boy it could result in hairballs, just sayin’.

Sadie and I have been slacking, haven’t we!  We apologize [Well I apologize and if Sadie doesn't I am saying she apologizes anyway...don't worry, I'll pinch her!]

Here are some updates:

 

*Baby Addison is kicking. I never got used to Isaiah flipping and flapping around and I don’t think I will with this one either.

*I got an article published in a local magazine “Peekaboo”….as soon as I figure out where they put it, online, I will post a link.

*I’ve watched Twilight eight times in the last week and a half, which accounts for that bizarre dream. It also accounts why Garrett walks around the house when it is on spouting, “what the hell Jasmine, AGAIN!?”

*I started a new job, I am pretty stoked about it.

*Tis the season for Pumpkin Spice Lattes, which means a mouth orgasm for me… another gross visual [you're welcome].

*Living with a husband who has sleep apnea is amazing, By “amazing” I mean, ‘Sweet baby Jesus when you can’t sleep because you are pregnant and uncomfortable and then you have Darth Vader sleeping next to you, you kind of wish that a Jedi would come and silence him with light saber. [okay. I went too far with the Star Wars reference, I know]

Happy Labor Day.

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“Darth Vader and Sex with Shapeshifters….”

  1. Avatar September 7th, 2009 at 10:38 am Courtney Says:

    Congrats on the publication! My dream come true.

    And might I just say, THANK YOU for showing me I’m not the only crack head obsessed with the Pumpkin Spice Lattes! Can’t.Stop.Drinking.
  2. Avatar September 7th, 2009 at 11:27 am Jasmine Says:

    OOOOH girl! They are dangerous. Too bad we don’t live closer- we could totally go on a Pumpkin Spice Latte date!
  3. Avatar September 7th, 2009 at 1:21 pm Sadie Says:

    Hahaha! Darth Vader.
  4. Avatar September 7th, 2009 at 3:46 pm Kendra Says:

    Congratulations on all the exciting news! Publication and a new job and a kicking baby! (How is it possible that you’re that far along? Didn’t you just find out, like, last week? Where has the summer gone?)

    Thanks to “True Blood,” I’ve become obsessed with the Sookie Stackhouse books, which cause a similar reaction from my husband. I can read one in about a day and a half. But then I have to wait, anxiously, until the next one arrives. So I can identify with the weird shape-shifter dreams! My husband injured his shoulder and is sleeping weird (taking up most of the bed, on his back, snoring) and my back pain is back. So though he’s not quite Darth Vader, I sometimes have visions of silencing him too! I hope that’s better soon–for both of us!
  5. Avatar September 8th, 2009 at 5:52 am Meredith Says:

    Woohoo! Congrats on getting published! I’m sure warm fuzzies are involved.

    And hurray for a flipping baby! It’s always odd to watch the belly do things similar to Alien/ Space Balls (I prefer the latter), but it at least means the baby’s saying, “hey, I’m here, how are you?”
  6. Avatar September 8th, 2009 at 7:55 am Erin @ Fierce Beagle Says:

    My dad has a sleep apnea machine, which makes room-sharing family vacations a real blast.
  7. Avatar September 8th, 2009 at 11:46 am Garrett A. Brown Says:

    Man…you guys are knocking us pretty hard. I might have to go cry in the corner with my breathing machine.
  8. Avatar September 8th, 2009 at 8:02 pm Courtney Says:

    Did you just ask me out? I’m flattered. It’s the most action I’ve gotten in a while. Can Sadie come too?
  9. Avatar September 9th, 2009 at 11:59 am Kati Shaw Says:

    L-O-FREAKING-L!!!
  10. Avatar September 9th, 2009 at 2:15 pm Jasmine Says:

    Katibeth,
    you only laugh because you’ve had the same dream!

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Jasmine Brown and Sadie Perkins have been friends for several years. They are both graduates of John Brown University. They both were born in September, love chocolate, coffee, swearing, and loving on their babies. While they share many commanilites- they are from two different worlds. Sadie, a New Mexico native, grew up in a blended family, while Jasmine, an Oklahoman, grew up with a single parent. Jasmine and Sadie are passionate about being mothers, in different way.  Sadie is the mother of The Norah. Norah is a bright one year old who can clear the room with her vocal stylings.  Sadie swears she can only get pregnant with girls- lest she have to deal with a booger eating boy! Isaiah is Jasmine’s son. He is two years old. He is nicknamed “Toad” because he tends to be well…. toady. Jasmine thinks she is only cut out to mother boys… because, well, she is a Tom Boy herself.

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