Bad Mommy Monday: The Best of All Time
The other day I got a call from a friend. She said, “Hey Jasmine, I have a confession for your Bad Mommy Monday. You ready? Here you go….”
I braced myself and she continued, ” You are a bad mommy when you tell your kids NOT to open the package that is coming in the mail today because it is a Christmas present….when it is really just your new sex toy!”
I almost dropped the phone and died with laughter. I can’t top that. Ever.
Can you?
Happy Monday Readers!
Nope! Sure can’t top that one.
We should send her some kind of award.
She just failed to mention it was a Christmas present to herself.
Wow, I can’t top that! And she called you especially to admit to it. That’s a confident “bad mommy”!
here I was waiting for a bad mommy monday to tell you I forgot to pack Charleigh’s lunch the other day and she ate leftover popcorn and water from the day before for lunch.
I don’t think that tops it, though.