What a stupid idea- Waxing

December9

My OB tends to think I am hilarious. Actually, most of my friends think I am pretty funny, too. What isn’t funny is being so damn hairy. Now that I think of it, maybe that is why they laugh at me….. it BETTER not be!

 

The other day, at our routine checkup, the amazing Dr. Crownover asked me how I was feeling. A blush came over my face and I started to explain:

 

Jasmine: Dr. Crownover, before you see my belly I have a confession to make…

*Dr. Crownover gave a very medical, yet attentive look…*

Jasmine: So…. as my belly has gotten bigger I have become increasingly insecure about how hairy my belly is. In a moment of weakness I decided I would wax my belly.

*Dr. Crownover’s attentive look melts away and he doubles over in laughter*

Jasmine: Seriously! Don’t laugh. I got into the first strip, and I thought, “Who the hell’s idea was this! But then I was already in over my head and I had to finish it… now it is growing back, and I am all itchy. GAW! What is wrong with me!!!!”

*Garrett interjects*

Garrett: I told her not to be insecure about it. I told her that her body was normal.

Jasmine: Shut up Garrett! You don’t get an opinion! You shaved your face into a trucker “stash” …. people who look like that don’t get opinions on what is normal.

*Side note: Days before Garrett shaved his beard into a handlebar mustache and decided that he loved the trucker look. I laughed at him every time I looked at him. THEN he thought it was an awesome idea to wear it to my appointment. Because, ya know, that look is cool? What! No! It isn’t cool. All he needed was a cut- off flannel shirt and an “I love mom” tattoo… geez!

Dr. Crownover: OH! I didn’t even notice your mustache Garrett, I like it… I like it *Up until this point I believed my OB was a great honest man, now I believe he is a filthy filthy liar!*

My belly itches like an S.O.B and the little red bumps from my shirt rubbing the hair that is growing in is not very pretty… it is actually worse than being hairy. Because now I am hairy/bumpy/red. A dead sexy combination.

 

*Fast forward to today*

After a vigorous step aerobic workout Sadie and I decided to go to lunch. We talk about a plethora of things. Sadie is smart. She is a real brain. But today, she looked at me with all seriousness, she, “When we get closer to having the babies we should go get our nails done, and then make someone wax our lady parts so we will look all nice for the delivery…”

I evaded the remark. I was having flashbacks of a couple of weeks earlier where I got that dumbass bright idea to wax my belly. I don’t think Sadie and I can be friends if she starts suggesting things like this. Next she will ask me about anal bleaching….

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12 Comments to

“What a stupid idea- Waxing”

  1. Avatar December 9th, 2009 at 7:40 pm Sadie Says:

    Hey! I would hate to be the hairy lady that Dr Crownover and all the OB nurses laugh about later on! It was a good suggestion…
    HAHA!
  2. Avatar December 10th, 2009 at 6:47 am Meredith Says:

    The problem with waxing is that it causes so much pain in the process, and then you have to wait to get hairy again before you can do it again. I admit, my belly got a bit fuzzy as well, and it’s embarrassing. Luckily, it’s cold, so you don’t need to have your belly showing, right? ;)


  3. Avatar December 10th, 2009 at 7:50 am Sadie Says:

    Actually Meredith, Jasmine wears a belly baring top at least 2 times a week. She likes to show off her sweet belly ring…
    ; )
  4. Avatar December 10th, 2009 at 8:16 am Jasmine Says:

    dirty liar!
  5. Avatar December 10th, 2009 at 8:22 am philip Says:

    Three words Laser Hair removal
  6. Avatar December 10th, 2009 at 8:24 am philip Says:

    The otherside is your husband’s love you just the way you are. But the laser hair removal is if you wanted to do something
  7. Avatar December 10th, 2009 at 8:45 am Jasmine Says:

    You gross me out. Please stop talking about my body hair.
  8. Avatar December 10th, 2009 at 11:35 am linlah Says:

    Oh ouch and then itchy, hairy is the lesser of those evils.
  9. Avatar December 10th, 2009 at 11:48 am Garrett A. Brown Says:

    Everything is true except one thing: That trucker stach was off the hook. I am proud of it.
  10. Avatar December 13th, 2009 at 4:42 pm Jennifer June Says:

    Weird… I also wrote of the trials and tribulations of body waxing recently. It must be the holidays… always brings warm thoughts of family, comfort foods, pretty lights, hot wax and hair removal. Good times.

    http://www.theladyslounge.com
  11. Avatar January 4th, 2010 at 9:30 am Midwestmom Says:

    When I was prego with my first child I had long hairs growing on my belly , I shaved them off and they kept coming back. But as they grew back it itched I vowed never to do that again with any more pregnancies
  12. Avatar January 4th, 2010 at 12:31 pm Jasmine Says:

    I can’t even begin to explain how awful the feeling of waxing your belly is… it was a tragic and dumb idea. It won’t happen again!

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Jasmine Brown and Sadie Perkins have been friends for several years. They are both graduates of John Brown University. They both were born in September, love chocolate, coffee, swearing, and loving on their babies. While they share many commanilites- they are from two different worlds. Sadie, a New Mexico native, grew up in a blended family, while Jasmine, an Oklahoman, grew up with a single parent. Jasmine and Sadie are passionate about being mothers, in different way.  Sadie is the mother of The Norah. Norah is a bright one year old who can clear the room with her vocal stylings.  Sadie swears she can only get pregnant with girls- lest she have to deal with a booger eating boy! Isaiah is Jasmine’s son. He is two years old. He is nicknamed “Toad” because he tends to be well…. toady. Jasmine thinks she is only cut out to mother boys… because, well, she is a Tom Boy herself.

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