Shout Out…

by Jasmine Brown on January 14th, 2010
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To the individual who googled, “mamma wants a golden shower” and arrived at our site. SORRY to disappoint you.

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  • Connie Brown

  • philip

    That is gross I had no clue what you were talking about so I looked it up in the urban dictionary on line.

  • Phil. I am SO happy I was able to add such depth to your life ;)
    I did a post while back called “Cloudy with a Chance of Golden Showers” the idea of the post was that I was potty training Isaiah and one day he took his clothes off and decided he would use the potty by himself, the problem being: I was on the potty at the time. When you pee on someone else (usually in a sexual setting) it is called a “golden shower”. Because of the way Google works, our blogs gets a lot of hits, so if you google golden shower- the brokins pop up. Sadie an I have site stats so we know who and when people visit our page- and how they get to our page. Turns out LOTS of people google golden shower and find our blog. HA.
    I would say I was sorry to disappoint them- but I am not… because that is a SICK fetish!

    So. Now you are caught up.

  • …seriously? Ewww! Lol, the types of people that wind up on our sites just… yeah. I had to do some mod_rewrite rules on my site because I’ve somehow been targeted by a sick pedophile who likes to commit referrer spam. I don’t know how that works, but I don’t like it. So, I found some coding to block the IP addresses from coming to my site, and I’ve got an awesome 403 Forbidden page waiting for them. ;)

  • Searches never cease to amaze me.and more often than not make me laugh.

  • The companion to Golden Shower is Trough Dolly, where the person lies in a urinal waiting for strangers to give them a Golden Shower. Yes, some sicko told be this nearly 20 years ago and the thought still haunts me.


  • Bex

    I’m from Cleveland, and here there’s a sick little term called a Cleveland Steamer. I will not pollute your blog by explaining what that is.

    Thanks for the encouragement the other day. And good luck with the tail end of your pregnancy!

  • LOL!!!! Such freaky-deakys out there…

    I once noticed that someone came to my blog, read for awhile, and then left via Wikepedia. What did they search?

    Murder.

    8-/

    I guess they didn’t like what they read?

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